Article Index by Subject

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This is the index for all the articles I have written on the subjects of the paranormal, critical thinking, and the life of a Skeptic. Responses I have gotten on specific articles may be found at the bottom of the article in question; responses in general may be found in the Reader Feedback section on the main page.

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Alien Abductions, or, Things Not To Read Before Bed:

A Brief History of the Little Gray Men Plenty of Pictures, Plenty of people calling me names at the end. Click here for the full story.

The Betty and Barney Hill Superpage The first article got so many responses, you must be hungry for more. Unfinished. Click here for the full story.

The Betty Andreasson Abduction Even space aliens have accepted Jesus as their personal savior? Click here for the full story.

Movie Review: Killers From Space The entire abduction phenomenon, spelled out perfectly a decade before it began Click here for the full story.

The Albert Bender 'Mystery' Featuring: A bisexual alien not interested reproduction, if you know what I mean Click here for the full story.

The Allagash Abductions Finally, some art students get what's coming to them Click here for the full story.

The Hopkinsville Goblins There's nothing funny about interstellar home invasion. Click here for the full story.

The Pascagoula Creatures What had the skin of an elephant, a carrot for a nose, and never existed? Click here for the full story.

The Drunkards of Ririe "I hear that drinking beer makes you stupid." "No I'm... doesn't." Click here for the full story.

Contactees Or: How I learned to stop loving and worry the bomb Click here for the full story.

Abductees and the End of the World Wait for it... Wait for it... Waaaaait for it... Click here for the full story.

The Cisco Grove Robot "Son, to me a robot's just a garbage can full of sparks." Click here for the full story.

Truman Bethurum and the Clarionites Now that I think about it, that'd be an awesome name for a band Click here for the full story.

Stefan Michalak's Falcon Lake Incident Alternative title: Stefan Michalak's Falcon... Fake! Click here for the full story.

The Space Mummy of Sandra Larson I think this was the plot for an Abott and Costello movie... Click here for the full story.

Sgt. Moody's Tale He took my advice 30 years before I gave it. Click here for the full story.

A Coast Guard Coverup Some people just don't believe in being reasonable Click here for the full story.

Octopus Keg Monsters From Space "Gaaaaaaaaaaah!" Click here for the full story.

The Little Devils Agape, Satanas. Click here for the full story.

Three Goofy Space Monsters: A Lesson in Hilarity The Lary, Moe, and Curly of outer space Click here for the full story.

The Lost Article: The Gulf Breeze Hoax Because I want to believe Click here for the full story.

Raymond Shearer Yeah, well, John Drake he's not Click here for the full story.

The Tinfoil Spaceman: a Tale of Morality So much suffering over such a ridiculous story Click here for the full story.

Officer Shirmer: A Major, Classic Case Why do policemen see UFOs so much more often than the rest of us? Click here for the full story.

Issac and the CARET Drones - A Rough Whimper of Insanity We thought it was viral marketing, but it's really something so much sadder Click here for the full story.

Jeff's Story: A Sad, Sad, Sad, Sad Story Prepare yourself, lest you weep tears from your eyes Click here for the full story. Click here for this article in Portuguese (Português)

The Simonton Pancakes: A Delicious Tale of Gentler Times I feel as though I should make a pun about your anus. Click here for the full story.

Sleep Paralysis: Freaky, Freaky Times As close as I'll ever get to an alien abduction. Click here for the full story.

The Ilkley Moor Monster: More like the Unlikely Moor Monster! It's amazing what people will consider solid evidence. Click here for the full story.

Zygmund Adamski: Yet another Person Never Kidnapped by Space Aliens Dude. Because of stories about space monsters from beyond the moon, a murderer is going unpunished. Holy crap. Click here for the full story.

The Loveland Frogmen I wasn't sure if this should go in Space Monsters or Crypto-Monsters. Whatever Click here for the full story.

Peter Khoury and the Outer Space Harlots The most disgusting thing that I have ever, ever heard. Special features: Hot naked tits! Click here for the full story.

Dr. Jonathan Reed: Doughy Dingdong Murders Monster What's that space alien? SAY THAT AGAIN! SAY IT AGAIN! Click here for the full story.

 

UFOs and Space People in General:

Crop Circles Bored American teens rob liquor stores or get pregnant; what do Britons do? Click here for the full story.

Cattle Mutilation Hungry bugs or surgeons from beyond the stars? You decide Click here for the full story.

The Socorro Incident As seen on Unsolved Mysteries, but now with more curse words Click here for the full story.

The Hudson Valley Lights When they build a monument to Jerks, it will be of the Stormville Fliers Click here for the full story.

The Foo Fighters I hope the band is better than the proof that these are spacemen Click here for the full story.

The 1896 Airship Flap Alien litterbugs irritate townsfolk, don't actually exist Click here for the full story.

UFOs and Religion Can't beat science? Give up the game and claim you won Click here for the full story.

The Levelland Whatniks And in related news, Martian spaceships have begun landing in New Jersey... Click here for the full story.

The Ronnie Hill Photograph Really creepy, until you think about it Click here for the full story. Click here for this article in Spanish (Espanol).

Bucky Nelson's UFO Convention How often have I wished for a time machine? Here's one more reason to do so. Click here for the full story.

The Hessdalen Lights No, it's not a British rock band. Although, that name would kick ass... Click here for the full story.

The British Roswell: The Rendlesham Sham The British Roswell is like the American one: nonsense and exaggeration Click here for the full story.

Two Spaceships of Extreme Size From the tiny to the tremendous Click here for the full story.

 

Humanoid Sighting Reports 1979/1980 I couldn't do it. Not another word. Click here for the full story.

	A Hat that Will Protect Your Ass: The Velostat Helmet Crazy people have some hot fans. Click here for the full story.

 

UFOs and Ancient History:

The Nazca Lines Alien airport reports extremely long lines at customs Click here for the full story.

Aliens in Ancient Artwork Ancient cultures: The progeny of spacemen, or lousy at drawing? Click here for the full story.

Aliens in Rennaisance Artwork What do "Klaatu Barada Nikto" and "I am the one that is" not have in common? Click here for the full story.

The Book of Ezekiel: Space Monsters? The way we see things now is not the same as they did 3,000 years ago Click here for the full story. Click here for this article in Dutch (I think?)

The "Baghdad Battery" A pot with a wierd lid? Surely space aliens are involved! Click here for the full story.

 

Monsters, Creatures, and Things That Go Bump:

Mrs. Symmonds' Gnomes A tribute to a friends' coworker Click here for the full story. Click here for this article in Portuguese (Português)

The Flatwoods Monster Children: Mind your parents, or they will set the Flatwoods monster on you Click here for the full story.

The Mad Gasser of Mattoon And in this corner, coming from and made of parts unknown... Click here for the full story. Click here for this article in Danish (Dansk)

The Dover Demon Sighted by few, bought into by many... Click here for the full story.

Spring-Heeled Jack The phantom breast-pincher from beyond the stars Click here for the full story.

Mokole Mbembe An ugly fish does not a monster make Click here for the full story.

The Chupacabra It's not that it couldn't exist, it's just that it doesn't Click here for the full story. Click here for this article in Danish (Dansk.).

Sea Monsters that Hate Germans Creature capsizes Krauts, Kaiser caps critter Click here for the full story.

Gef the Talking Mongoose, Men in Plaid, and the Acambaro Monsters Running low on ideas? Tackle three at once! Click here for the full story.

The Jersey Devil "Who would have thought hell would be a real place, and that it would be in New Jersey?" "Well, actually..." Click here for the full story.

The Yowie It's not that it couldn't exist. It's just that we have no evidence, only tales of lunacy Click here for the full story.

The Summer of Monsters What the ladies want, the ladies get. Click here for the full story.

 

Ghosts, Phantoms, Psychics, and Other Such Nonsense:

The Cottingley Fairies I believe credible witnesses. I believe them as far as I can throw them! Click here for the full story.

Nostradamus More baloney than an Oscar-Meyer rendering plant Click here for the full story.

"The Montauk Project" With billions in Nazi Gold and the world's best minds, you'd think they'd come up with a better name... Click here for the full story.

The Amityville Horror The bland truth behind the lousy film Click here for the full story.

John Edwards: Good at Spotting Marks If he really is psychic, I'm sorry he had to hear that Click here for the full story.

James Randi's Project Alpha Arch-mage and associates accidentally foil bad science Click here for the full story.

Spontaneous Human Combustion Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Or perhaps a hoax? Click here for the full story.

The Yogic Flyers Do not try this at home, unless you have an iron codpiece handy Click here for the full story.

Gilbert Deya Ministries Space aliens aren't the only ones that abduct people Click here for the full story.

Psychic Detectives I'd rather have the regular kind. Jack Webb was too tough for this nonsense Click here for the full story.

The Blue Sense Just in case you wanted to hear me talk about Jack Webb some more Click here for the full story.

Philadelphia Bans Psychics, Psychics Surprised Man, even Ray Charles saw that one coming. Click here for the full story.

Ghost Humping Hilarious, but not very interesting Click here for the full story.

 

Miscellany, Folderol, and Flotsam:

Review: David Jacobs' Lecture I'm not a mobster, but if I were a space alien, I'd sure act like it Click here for the full story.

Scientology 0% Religion, 100% terrifying Click here for the full story. Click here for this atricle in French (Francais). Click here for this article in Spainsh (Español). Thanks Anonymous!

Elvis Presley: Dead or Alive? There's only room in my heart for two kings: Elvis and Jesus Click here for the full story.

The Fashions of Spacemen: Hilarious. Aliens have reported to appear in some stylish apparel. Get your tips here. Click here for the full story.

Eric Julien: The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling! French Fearmonger's fantastic fantasies flop Click here for the full story.

Phillip S. Duke, AIDS, and Aliens Stunning proof that aliens are lousy biologists, tacticians Click here for the full story.

The Devil's Footprints The Devil is in the details, but not in the countryside Click here for the full story.

The Shaver Hoax The world is not hollow; only some of the people on it are Click here for the full story.

Indigo Children Everyone wants to proud of their children Click here for the full story.

The Face on Mars If you think that's impressive, you should see the ass of Mars on the other side Click here for the full story.

The Destruction of the Hindenburg Der Furher's flagship's fiery finale fuels foolish feelings Click here for the full story.

Email Hoaxes It all started with 24 baud Click here for the full story.

Creationism and Thermodynamics Think things are bad now? Give it time. Click here for the full story.

The Moon Landing Really Did Happen And if you say otherwise, Buzz Aldrin may break your nose Click here for the full story.

A .50 Caliber Conspiracy Congress shall pass no law respecting... ah, forget it. Let's let the media pass laws now. Click here for the full story.

A Spot of Alternative Medicine I don't light garbage on fire and stick it in any of my bodily holes, and neither should you Click here for the full story.

Microsoft Hates Jews? I'm sorry to say that this is not an April Fool's article Click here for the full story.

Futuro Homes: Yesterday's Home of Tomorrow They can't fly, but as the young people say, those are pretty fly. Click here for the full story.

Uri Geller is a Giant Fraud And by giant, I mean he has an unimaginable fortune Click here for the full story.

Faith vs. Bullets: Bullets Always Win Marines have more faith in bullets than the Pope has in god Click here for the full story.

Alphabiotics Like a smaller, goofier, equally creepy version of Scientology Click here for the full story.

Ruminations on Being a UFO Columnist and My Life:

100th Article: A Review of All of You It took me a long, long, long time, but I finally finished my 100th article. Click here for the full story.

How to Tell if You've Been Abducted by Aliens 37 signs that you might be a chump that buys into silly lists of signs Click here for the full story.

What to do if You're Abducted by Aliens This is completely serious, good advice to take Click here for the full story.

6 Months in Review Finals week is a good time to take stock of your life Click here for the full story.

A Year In Review It's clear I've grown a little bitter Click here for the full story.

Friends of the Skeptic Links to some places I think you ought to go Click here for the full story.

The Skeptic's Bookshelf What I read. Part recommendation, part warning. Mostly warning. Click here for the full story.

April Fool's 2005: The Scared Skeptic I have seen thelight Click here for the full story.

 

April Fool's 2006: The "Cookie Monster" A hairy blue biped that survives on confections? Unlikely. Click here for the full story.

 

Articles Not Written by Me, That are of Some Interest

Will Revis: ET, God, and Monsters He hits every topic you've ever heard of Click here for the full story.

 

Some articles originally appeared in Drexel University's student newspaper The Triangle. All rights reserved. Woot..